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Chapter 6: The Chaotic Drama On The Golden Goose Planet

Next day...
Jim sat down in the control room and activated the holographic display.

A map of the Fairy Universe shimmered to life, dotted with planets from various fairy tales.

Jim: "Listen up. The Vampire Family is headed for the Golden Goose planet. We need to stop them."

Mike yawned lazily.

Mike (thinking): "Sounds easy enough."

Heidi (confident): "Yeah, just beat up some monsters, right?"

Jim sighed deeply.

Jim: "It's not that simple! If they corrupt a fairy tale, the entire planet could collapse!"

He glanced up-Mike was flipping cards, Heidi peeling an apple, both ignoring him.

Jim (snapping): "HEY! Listen to your senior!"

Mike smirked.

Mike: "Senior? You don't even look older than us. How old are you?"

Jim: "Twenty-two."

Heidi (smirking): "I'm eighteen. Not that much older."

Mike (grinning): "I'm twenty. Not enough to boss us around."

Jim gritted his teeth.

Jim (muttering): "Tim and Rei were never like this..."

He decided to lay out the mission seriously.

Jim: "I've been tracking these guys for two months. They're the Vampire Family. They've already destroyed your home planets-when I tracked your orbs. I even know their motives, thanks to your... stupidity. You two are the last hope. I lost my warrior powers-this is your fight now."

Mike and Heidi froze.

They hadn't been thinking about revenge, just surviving. Now they had no choice.

Mike (analyzing): "So that's what they're called."

Heidi: "Guess we know who we're up against."

They glanced at each other, then quickly looked away, annoyed.

Mike: "Fine... I guess we have to do this."

Heidi: "Not like we have a choice."

Jim exhaled.

Jim: "At least you finally get it."

He pointed at the map.

Jim: "Next stop-the Golden Goose planet!"

The ship's engines roared as they set course.

After a few hours, the spaceship descended through a glittering golden sky.

Below lay the Golden Goose kingdom-a medieval realm shimmering with gold, bustling markets, and vibrant life.

Mike (analyzing): "A golden planet? I like this already!"

Heidi (arms crossed): "You better not steal anything, magician boy."

Mike (mock offense): "Who, me? Never!"

Jim ignored their bickering and studied the holographic map.

Jim: "The story goes: a simple man finds a magical golden goose. Anyone who touches it gets stuck to it, creating a hilarious parade. The king loves it and lets him marry the princess."

Heidi (frowning): "And the Vampire Family wants to ruin it?"

Jim nodded.

A projection of Alucard appeared-tall, elegant, dressed in aristocratic black, holding a glass of crimson liquid.

Jim: "Alucard is Count Nosferatu's son. He's a tactical genius who specializes in psychological warfare."

Heidi (curious): "How do you know that?"

Jim grinned smugly.

Jim: "Two months before entering the portal, I snuck onto their ship and planted a tracker. That's how I've been following them."

Mike (shocked): "Wait, what?! You infiltrated their ship?"

Jim (smirking): "I may have lost my powers now, but back then, I was still a Celestic Warrior."

Mike (shrugging): "Doesn't matter. We beat his monsters, we win."

Jim: "If only it were that simple."

He pointed to red markers on the Fairy Universe map-Vampire Family movements.

Jim: "The tracker links to my aura sensor. I can tell which family member sends monsters. Right now, it's Alucard."

Heidi (raising an eyebrow): "And you didn't tell us sooner because...?"

Jim: "Would you have listened? You two were too busy yelling!"

Mike and Heidi exchanged glances, realizing he wasn't wrong.

Mike (grumbling): "Fine. But next time, tell us."

Deep inside the kingdom, Alucard's monsters-the Sticky Specter and Curse Crow-prepared their plan.

Sticky Specter was a ghostly slime, able to reshape itself into endless traps.

Curse Crow was a giant talking raven, wielding dark magic to spread misfortune.

Curse Crow (cackling): "If we stop the man from getting the Golden Goose, the story collapses!"

Sticky Specter (gurgling): "Then we corrupt the whole kingdom!"

They infiltrated the village and found the simple man destined to find the Golden Goose.

Mike, Heidi, and Jim landed and blended in as travelers.

Mike (smirking): "Time to charm some noble ladies."

Heidi (grabbing his collar): "Mission first, ladykiller."

Mike grumbled as Heidi helped a local bakery.

Suddenly, Jim stopped.

Jim: "The energy here... something's wrong."

They followed a dark aura to the castle gates.

There, Sticky Specter latched onto the simple man, trapping him.

Sticky Specter (laughing): "No Golden Goose for you!"

Curse Crow swooped in, casting a curse on the king and princess.

They were blinded by misfortune, unable to recognize their hero.

Jim (shocked): "If this keeps up, the fairy tale will collapse!"

Mike (cold): "Then let's end this nonsense."

Heidi (smirking): "Ready to lose, monsters?"

The Orb Warriors transformed and prepared to fight.

At first, Mike and Heidi were overconfident.

Mike's binding spells were absorbed, making Sticky Specter grow larger.

Mike (panicked): "Uh... not what I wanted! Gravity spell? Nope. Waste of energy."

Heidi swung her golden frying pan, but it got stuck in goo.

Heidi (annoyed): "Oh, come on!"

Curse Crow unleashed exploding dark feathers.

Mike and Heidi dodged but were overwhelmed.

Suddenly, the monsters stopped attacking.

They glared at Mike and Heidi with glowing eyes and looming bodies.

For the first time, the warriors felt real terror as they de-transformed, their orbs reacting to their fear.

Mike (gulping): "Uh... hey..."

Heidi (whispering): "Y-yeah..."

In fear, they clung to each other-accidentally touching each other's private parts.

A tense silence.

Both (horrified): "WHAT THE HELL?!"

They jumped apart, blushing furiously.

Before they could react, Jim threw a Celestic grenade.

Jim: "Hey, ugly bird! Over here!"

Curse Crow turned to Jim, giving the warriors a chance.

But instead of focusing-

Mike (losing it): "WHY DID YOU TOUCH ME?!"

Heidi (furious): "LIKE HELL I WANTED TO TOUCH YOU!"

Jim, baffled, guessed-

Jim: "Wait... did you two...?"

Mike and Heidi froze.

They remembered: their lips had briefly touched in panic.

Both (screaming): "THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS!"

They turned furious at each other.

Mike: "You STOLE my first kiss, you violent chef!"

Heidi: "LIKE HELL I WANTED TO KISS YOU, YOU ANNOYING MAGICIAN!"

Jim, risking his life, just stared in disbelief.

Jim: "Are you serious right now?!"

Meanwhile, Curse Crow and Sticky Specter stood awkwardly.

Curse Crow: "Uh... should we-"

Sticky Specter (pulling out popcorn): "Shhh. I want to see how this ends."

After a few loud minutes of drama...
Jim stood disbelieving as Mike and Heidi argued and the monsters munched popcorn, watching the drama.

Jim (muttering): "Unbelievable. Next-gen Celestic Warriors? Tim and Rei would be rolling in their graves."

Mike and Heidi suddenly froze, faces pale.

They looked at each other...

In the audience,

Curse Crow (munching): "Looks like the show's finally ending."

Sticky Specter: "Aww! I was just getting to the good part."

Nearby villagers watched, confused but curious.

Then came the moment.

Mike & Heidi (in unison): "Wait-!"

Jim (relieved): "Good! You're finally taking this seriously."

Both: "WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?!"

Jim's jaw dropped.

The monsters nearly choked on laughter.

The crowd murmured.

"Who are these foreigners?"

"Why are their clothes so strange?"

Back to the chaos...
Heidi (horrified): "I-I remember! When... when our ship jerked that time and we accidentally-"

Mike (equally horrified): "THAT was our actual first kiss!"

Both (screaming): "WE KISSED TWICE?!"

Jim (shocked): "How are you only remembering this now?!"

Monsters whispered excitedly.

The crowd gasped.

"Wait-what is a kiss?"

"Youngsters and their weird habits."

"I never knew youth were aware of that unsanitary thing."

"And they say it openly?"